I'm sick of your leavings, And mischievious thievings! You're a nasty pest! An unwelcome guest! You belong out-of-doors- Not here in my drawers- So get out of my house You filthy mouse!
I'm afraid you simply don't belong But please, oh please, don't get me wrong, I think you mice Are perfectly nice When you stay where you ought to be Which is to say You ought to stay Out of my house and pantry.
2 comments:
awwww....I mean...those nasty things!
Dear Mr. Mouse et al,
I'm sick of your leavings,
And mischievious thievings!
You're a nasty pest!
An unwelcome guest!
You belong out-of-doors-
Not here in my drawers-
So get out of my house
You filthy mouse!
I'm afraid you simply don't belong
But please, oh please, don't get me wrong,
I think you mice
Are perfectly nice
When you stay where you ought to be
Which is to say
You ought to stay
Out of my house and pantry.
Sincerely,
Your Unwilling Landlord, Mr. Tate
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